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🌑 The Complete Dark Theme Funnel Kit

Your Faceless Digital Product Business — Done For You in One Afternoon

The Dark Launch System gives you 16 production-ready dark theme pages, a one-click Systeme.io funnel import, 30 Canva templates, and a fill-in-the-blank copy guide — everything you need to go live today, without showing your face.

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1,200+ dark funnels launched
4.9★ average rating
1 Afternoon avg. setup time
100% faceless — no face required
If this sounds familiar...

You know you have something to sell. You just can't figure out how to start.

You've been watching other people launch digital products for months. Some of them have half your knowledge, a fraction of your skill — and they're making consistent money online. The difference isn't talent. It's infrastructure.

They have a funnel. They have a sales page that does the explaining. They have a checkout page that processes the payment. They have a delivery system that sends the product. You have a Google Doc with half-written product ideas and a Canva file you haven't touched in three weeks.

"I spent 14 hours building a funnel before finding this. The Obsidian system did in one afternoon what I couldn't do in two weeks."

Building from scratch is slow. It's frustrating. And every week you spend fiddling with Systeme.io settings is another week with zero sales.

Here's what most people don't say out loud: it's not the product holding you back. It's the gap between having an idea and having a live funnel. That gap is exactly what the Dark Launch System closes.

Two paths forward

The difference between building and buying

✗ Building It Yourself
  • ✗14+ hours designing pages from scratch
  • ✗Staring at Systeme.io trying to figure out funnels
  • ✗Writing sales copy with zero conversion knowledge
  • ✗Light pastel templates that look like everyone else's
  • ✗Guessing what pages you need and what order they go in
  • ✗$0 in sales while you're still "setting up"
✓ The Dark Launch System
  • ✓16 production-ready dark pages — install, edit, launch
  • ✓One-click Systeme.io funnel import (pre-configured)
  • ✓Fill-in-the-blank copy guide — sales page done in 90 minutes
  • ✓Premium dark aesthetic that looks expensive at first glance
  • ✓Complete funnel map — opt-in → sales → checkout → upsell
  • ✓First sale possible the same afternoon you set it up
Introducing: The Dark Launch System

The complete done-for-you dark theme funnel + website for faceless digital creators

16 professional dark pages, Systeme.io import, Canva kit, copy guide, and a walkthrough — everything in one $67 download. You add your offer. The system handles the rest.

What you get

Six things inside The Dark Launch System

Everything you need to go from download to live funnel in one afternoon — and nothing you don't.

🌑 Module 01

16-Page Dark HTML Funnel + Website

The complete Obsidian Digital design — opt-in, sales page, checkout, upsell, downsell, thank you pages + homepage, about, blog, shop, contact, and more. All dark. All production-ready.

Value: $497
⚡ Module 02

Systeme.io One-Click Import Funnel

The complete dark theme funnel pre-configured in Systeme.io format — opt-in, email automation, sales page, checkout, upsell, and thank you. Import in 60 seconds.

Value: $197
🎨 Module 03

30-Template Canva Dark Social Kit

30 dark aesthetic social media templates for Instagram, TikTok, and Pinterest — pre-branded, faceless-ready, and sized for every major platform. Post in minutes, not hours.

Value: $97
✍️ Module 04

Fill-In-The-Blank Sales Page Copy Guide

24 pages of direct-response copy frameworks — hero headline, pain section, solution, offer box, FAQ, guarantee, and more. Fill in your offer details and your sales page writes itself.

Value: $127
🖼️ Module 05

5 Dark Product Mockup Frames (Canva)

Make any digital product look premium instantly. Five dark Canva mockup frames — laptop screen, phone, PDF cover, dashboard, and social card — ready to brand in minutes.

Value: $47
🎬 Module 06

45-Min Video Walkthrough — From Download to Live

A full screen-recording walkthrough showing you exactly how to set up every page, configure Systeme.io, customize the Canva kit, and go live — step by step, no prior experience needed.

Value: $97
Creator results

They launched faceless. It worked.

$340 in Week 1
★★★★★

"I launched my first digital product in 4 days with zero audience. The dark theme looked so premium my buyers assumed I charged more. $340 in the first week — completely faceless."

Zara K.
Zara K.
Lifestyle Creator → Digital Seller
11 Sales @ $197
★★★★★

"I had a $97 Canva template that wasn't selling. Switched to the Obsidian dark template, doubled the price to $197, and sold 11 in the first month. The design literally sells itself."

Marcus T.
Marcus T.
Content Creator → Template Seller
Live in 1 Afternoon
★★★★★

"Setup was genuinely simple. I had the funnel live in an afternoon. The copy guide alone was worth ten times the price — I'd been staring at a blank page for weeks."

Priya S.
Priya S.
Digital Marketer → Faceless Creator
Is this for you?

The Dark Launch System is for you if...

🎭

You want to sell online without being on camera

The faceless model. The dark aesthetic. Built for creators who prefer privacy.

⚡

You're tired of "almost launching" and want to go live today

Everything is built. You just add your offer and customize the copy.

🌑

You want a design that looks premium without paying premium

Dark theme + glow accents + Space Grotesk typography = conversion-optimized premium feel.

📦

You have a digital product (or idea) and just need the infrastructure

Canva template, PDF guide, checklist, mini-course, MRR product — it works for all of them.

This is NOT for you if...

You're looking for a done-for-you business where someone else does the selling for you. The Dark Launch System gives you the infrastructure — you still need to pick an offer, set a price, and drive traffic. If you want zero effort, this isn't it.

Included today only

4 Bonuses — Yours Free When You Order Today

These bonuses close the gap between "I have a funnel" and "I'm making consistent sales."

More from the community

The dark theme converts. Here's the proof.

First Sale in 48h
★★★★★

"I made my first digital product sale 48 hours after installing the Obsidian funnel. I have literally 0 social media followers. I still don't know how to explain it except that the page just works."

Liam C.
Liam C.
Complete Beginner → Digital Seller
$2,100 First Month
★★★★★

"I was skeptical about the dark theme but Kai was right — it stands out. People in my niche told me my funnel looked more professional than course creators charging 10x what I charge."

Nia M.
Nia M.
Coach → Faceless Product Creator
Everything you get

The Dark Launch System — Complete Value Breakdown

Here's what's inside your download

One-time payment. Instant access. Keep it forever.

  • 🌑 16-Page Dark HTML Funnel + Website
    $497
  • ⚡ Systeme.io One-Click Import Funnel
    $197
  • 🎨 30-Template Canva Dark Social Kit
    $97
  • ✍️ Fill-In-The-Blank Copy Guide (24 pages)
    $127
  • 🖼️ 5 Dark Product Mockup Frames
    $47
  • 🎬 45-Min Video Setup Walkthrough
    $97
  • 📋 Bonus: Faceless Launch Checklist
    $27
  • 📧 Bonus: 5-Email Welcome Sequence
    $47
  • 💲 Bonus: Price Confidence Calculator
    $17
  • 🔍 Bonus: Faceless Traffic Playbook
    $37
Total Value $1,193
Your Price Today
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$67
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30-Day 100% Money-Back Guarantee

Download the system, go through the walkthrough, set up your funnel. If within 30 days you feel it wasn't worth the $67 — for any reason — email me at [email protected] and I'll refund every cent. No questions, no hoops, no waiting. The risk is entirely mine.

— Kai Nakamura, Obsidian Digital

Frequently asked

Questions before you decide

I have zero tech skills. Can I actually set this up?

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Yes — that's specifically who this is built for. The 45-min video walkthrough goes through every step on screen. If you can open a Google Doc and type, you can set up this funnel. Kai built the whole system assuming zero prior experience.

I don't have a digital product yet. Does this still help me?

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Yes. The Faceless Traffic Playbook (bonus 4) walks you through finding a product idea. The Copy Guide helps you write about it. The Canva kit helps you mock it up. Many buyers pick their product idea after seeing the template — the template makes the product feel real in a way a blank page doesn't.

Do I need Systeme.io to use this?

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No — the HTML templates work with any hosting. But Systeme.io has a free plan and it's what the one-click import is optimized for. If you already use a different platform (Kajabi, Thrivecart, etc.), the HTML files work independently. The import is just there to make it faster.

Can I resell these templates to my own customers?

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The standard license is for personal use only — one funnel, your own business. If you want to resell these templates (or use them for client work), you'll need the MRR license, which is available as an upgrade on the order page. The MRR license lets you resell the system and keep 100% of the revenue.

What if I already have a light-theme funnel that's working?

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Keep running it. The Dark Launch System is a second funnel for a different audience segment — or a full replacement if you want to rebrand. Marcus (testimonial above) kept his light funnel running and added the dark funnel for a different product. Both work. The dark one just converts at a higher price point.

How is this different from buying a Canva template on Etsy?

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A Canva template gives you graphics. The Dark Launch System gives you a complete conversion-optimized funnel infrastructure — 16 HTML pages with psychology-driven copy architecture, a Systeme.io import, a copy guide, a traffic playbook, and a walkthrough. The Canva kit is included too. It's everything in one place instead of buying 6 things separately.

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$180K+ digital product revenue
A note from Kai

I built this because I needed it and it didn't exist

I spent 4 years as a UI/UX designer building products for everyone else. When I finally decided to build something for myself, I spent two weeks trying to design a funnel from scratch. It looked terrible. It didn't convert. I was exhausted before I'd made a single sale.

The breakthrough came when I stopped trying to build from scratch and started thinking like a creator who ships fast. I built the dark theme system I wished had existed. I launched it with zero following. It made $900 in the first week — from search traffic alone.

The Dark Launch System is what I built for myself, packaged so you don't have to build it too. You focus on your offer. The infrastructure is already done.

— Kai Nakamura
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